Mr Billy - Greatest Hits

********************************************************************************************************************** 'The Dog Ate My Homework is a hoot!' - The New York Post 'Mr. Billy does a great job' - Green Bay, WI Mayor Paul Jadin 'Mr. Billy electrifies children's music' - NEW Kids Magazine ********************************************************************************************************************** Mr. Billy's Greatest Hits CD is a "Best of" collection featuring 15 kid tested, parent approved and teacher recommended songs by award wining rock & roll children's recording artist Mr. Billy. The CD had been manufactured to look like a black vinyl record (grooves and all) packaged in an environmentally friendly LP style cardboard jacket. The lyrics to all songs below (SCROLL DOWN!) Mr. Billy is a nationally known award winning children's rock & roll recording and touring artist from Wisconsin. He regularly appears at over 350 schools, libraries, special events and concerts from coast to coast every year. ********************************************************************************************************************** LYRICS TO ALL SONGS... Seuss on the Loose It all began so long ago At a place called Mulberry Street The Grinch, the Lorax and the Cat in the Hat Were a few of the faces we'd meet One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish Green Eggs and Ham claimed his fame 44 books were written by him Dr. Seuss was his chosen name Seuss on the loose, Seuss on the loose! Books about feet, Sneetches and moose Put him on top with old Mother Goose Seuss on the loose! (Whoo!) Seuss on the loose! (Whoo!) His artwork was interesting, funny and strange The stories he told were often insane! We really enjoy them and hope you do too After one hundred years Dr. Seuss still rules! CHORUS __ Bernie the Bubble Breathing Dragon Bernie wasn't like the other dragons, She was pink, not brown or red or green No time for dragon games Like burning things with flames Scaring kids and acting really mean She never really liked to play with fire Dragon smoke always smelled like trouble But she really liked to laugh And take hot soapy baths Drinking bathtub water, blowing bubbles OH! Bernie the bubble breathing dragon The most amazing thing that you have ever seen There's no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke She comes to town and everyone gets clean The most amazing thing you've ever seen Then one day at her dragon school It was time to take the fire test When she opened her mouth Only bubbles would come out Although she tried and tried to do her very best Bully dragons laughed and called her names She flew away into the sky above So many bubble baths Had put her fire out at last And she became the bubble queen we love! OH! Bernie the bubble breathing dragon The most amazing thing that you have ever seen There's no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke She comes to town and everyone gets clean The most amazing thing you've ever seen One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four! Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, more! Eight hundred, nine hundred look at Bernie go! A thousand bubbles in the sky, watch them as they sail on by! One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four! Five thousand, six thousand, seven thousand, more! Eight thousand, nine thousand look at Bernie go! A million bubbles in the air, try to catch them if you dare! One million, two million, three million, four! Five million, six million, seven million, more! Eight million, nine million look at Bernie go! A billion bubbles in the sky, watch them as they sail on by with... Bernie the bubble breathing dragon The most amazing thing that you have ever seen There's no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke She comes to town and everyone gets clean The most amazing thing you've ever seen OH! Bernie the bubble breather Oh, you just got to see her Bernie the bubble breathing dragon __ Old MacDonald had a Rock & Roll Band Old MacDonald had a Rock & Roll Band, ee-yi-ee-i-oh And in his Band he had some Drums, ee-yi-ee-i-oh With a (Drum Sound) here And a (Drum Sound) there Here a (Drum Sound), there a (Drum Sound) Everywhere a (Drum Sound) Old MacDonald had a Rock & Roll Band, ee-yi-ee-i-oh • 2nd verse: BASS• 3rd verse: GUITAR• 4th verse: PIANO• 5th verse: TRUMPET Go, Old MacDonald go! Go, Old MacDonald go! Old MacDonald likes to rock and roll! Go, Old MacDonald go! Go, Old MacDonald go! Old MacDonald likes to rock and roll! __ The Ants in Your Pants Dance I've got a funny feeling and it's tickling me It feels like something's crawling from my toes to my knees My legs are getting itchy, is it poison ivy? What else could it be? Could it be a flea biting me? Oh no! Oh no! I feel so itchy and I want to scratch Like a monkey or a dog or a flea filled cat Look at me now I'm starting to shake Moving my hips like a big earth quake Oh no! Oh no! Shake you right leg, shake your left leg Shake it up, shake it down Spin around and around and around and around! And do the ants in your pants dance The ants in your pants dance Shake you right leg, shake your left leg Shake it up, shake it down And do the ants in your pants dance The ants in your pants dance Everybody wants to dance like me Let me tell you it's as easy as can be Find an anthill about so tall And wait for those critters to creep and crawl CHORUS __ What I Say Here's a song that's lots of fun Because you move all around before it's done The rules are simple come on let's play All you have to do is what I say Stand up and sit down Stand up and turn all around Sit down and clap your hands Stand up, close your eyes and open them up Now sit down and say horary! Because you did everything that I said today That was so much fun let's play again But we'll speed it up for you and your friends The rules are simple come on let's play All you have to do is what I say CHORUS Do you think you can do it faster then that? I bet you can let's try it out The rules are simple come on let's play All you have to do is what I say CHORUS You did everything that I said today You did everything that I said today __ Reading is Magic Let's go on a magic trip Open a book not of a bag of chips Get off the couch and take a look At all the exciting story books Reading is magic, reading is fun! It can cast a spell on anyone It's hard to put a book down before you're done Reading is magic, reading is fun! There are lots of different kinds of books Biographies, fairy tales, and cookbooks Magical places near and far Books about a boy with a lightning scar CHORUS The adventures never have to end Share new books with all your friends Your imagination will grow and grow With every book you get to know CHORUS Learn about things you never knew before Foreign countries, famous people, and more CHORUS __ First Day! Let's kick off the school year with a celebration 'It's the first day of school today!' Your Mom and Dad have an invitation 'It's the first day of school today!' 'It's the first day! (Hey!) 'It's the first day! (Hey!) 'It's the first day (Hey!), of school today!' 'It's the first day! (Hey!) 'It's the first day! (Hey!) 'It's the first day (Hey!), across the USA!' Time to meet our teachers and see our rooms 'It's the first day of school today!' We're ready to learn and watch our IQ zoom 'It's the first day of school today!' CHORUS Everywhere all across the Nation 'It's the first day of school today!' Communities are getting behind our education 'It's the first day of school today!' CHORUS __ The Dog Ate My Homework Oh, no, what'll I do When the teacher calls my name She wants my paper that's due today It's lost it's missing it's gone away The Dog ate my homework (Roof! Roof!) The Dog ate my homework (Roof! Roof!) The Dog ate my homework (Roof! Roof!) I'm not lying I'm telling the truth The Dog ate my homework (Roof! Roof!) I left it on the table and the dog came along When I turned around I saw it was gone I looked all around and no trace