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Hi,I'm Art Paul Schlosser and when putting this CD out I was trying to do a romantic style CD (Actaully funny romantic or strange) but I had some extra stuff and the romantic songs wheren't very long so as you can see I threw some jokes in and a Bret Farve song(4) because Packer songs were selling pretty good and I liked Bret Favre's passing ability at the time.In doing this CD I wanted to go back to my roots of folk and blues because I was inspired by this acoustic guitar I had that had a bluesy sound to it.The Cover was a drawing that while I was playing Dan Huran drew me and then handed me the drawing.I liked it for the cover because I'm upstaging the audiance.I also liked it because my weird song Beach Old Lady is on this CD and I thought since I'm wearing a hawaiian shirt that might look interesting and hawaiian shirts make a guy look handsome.I choose red instead of black to go with the Valentine theme.The CD is also red and has a heart on it. The Last song The Filler song was written live in the studio and done in one take.The Filler song is basically a song to fill up the CD so you get more music for your money.Be My Valentine is my longest CD as far as time.Well I hope this helps you decide-APS Okay maybe I'll let you read some lyrics too. Here they are: 1. Sound Bite This is the sound bite 2. Red Hat Blues I've got the blues I've got the blues I've got the read hat blues I've got the read hat blues R.E.A.D. Read There's alot of words on it People read my hat I've got the read hat blues Read Read Read hat blues Read Read Read hat blues I've got the blues I've got the blues I've got the red I've got the red hat blues I've got the red hat blues Yeah R.E.D. It's red It's red Well at least it was red Until I put it in the wash Then it turn pink I've got the pink hat blues Then one day while I was wearing it It fell off it got all dirty now it brown I've got the brown hat blues Red Red Red hat blues Red Red Red hat blues I've got the blues I've got the rad hat blues I've got the rad hat blues You know R.A.D. Rad My hat is rad You know it's really cool A lot of people like it Well I think they do Maybe they don't Actaully they probable don't Well so what I don't care It's rad I like it It's rad hat Rad hat blues I've got the rad hat blues Rad Rad Rad hat blues Rad Rad Rad hat blues 3. Cat Horse Joke Q: What do you get when you mix a cat and a horse ? A: Well you know what, it eat the funniest things and when it talks it makes this sound: meheheow 4.I Like My Mother After my mother died I felt lead to write this because my Mother was a great mother. There's candy Ice cream Chocolate Good dreams And I like my Mother ! Mothers are sweet Mothers are nice They help you Give you good advice And they make you cookies ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I Like my Mother ! I really Like My Mother ! There's Uncles Cousins Sisters Brothers Fathers And I like my Mother ! And I pray God You'll let my Mother live a thousand years So I don't have to get a job or do anything And I can just live with my mother ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I really Like My Mother 5. 5 This is the speech about the speech about the speech about the speech, which is about the speech actually maybe I should just sing a song. 1,2,3,4,5 A,B,C,D,5 5,5,5,5,5 Maybe I've been watching too much sesame street 5 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco 5,5,5,5,5 My girlfriend told me to meet her at a certain time, when I think it was it 5 6. 4 4-4 4 4 4-4 4 4 4-4 4-4 He's a Legend He's a Legend Number 4-4 Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Watch him throw a Hail Mary Pass 4-4 4 4 4-4 4 4 4-4 4-4 He's a Legend He's a Legend Number 4-4 Won the most Valuable player award 3 years in a roll He's a Legend He's a Legend Number 4 7. She's a Slow Walker She's a slow walker But man can she move Yeah she's a slow walker Man can she move She's a slow walker But man can she move Said tak
