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Genre:
Rock
Release Date: 10/24/2006
Another unlikely
pop singer to hop aboard the indiscriminate good ship Storchaveli,
Brooke Hogan -- it's just "Brooke" henceforth, or at least for the time being -- is stuck in a phase where she's too young to be convincing as a vixen and too old to relate to younger teenagers. Lead single
"About Us" tells you more than you need to know. "I'm just tryin' to live, but you're all up in my grill/How's a girl to breathe with the media staring down my mouth with a four-inch lens/I just wanna hit the mall with some of my friends." This is delivered with a
Beyoncé-aping flow in a voice that resembles an exaggerated (or piercing) version of
Gwen Stefani. Produced mostly by
Scott Storch (everybody), the comparisons to
Paris Hilton's album are inevitable, even though the two celebrities-turned-singers are at different stages in their lives.
Hilton's album effectively rides on the entitled heiress persona that dozens of middle-class singers have attempted before, whereas
Undiscovered sounds exactly like the kind of album made by the teenaged Floridian daughter of a professional wrestler.
Brooke tries hard to be authentic and taken seriously, and though some of the material is mildly enjoyable, the batch of productions she is given is noticeably weak when they're stacked up against the tracks on
Paris.
Brooke does drop the seriousness on the throwaway finale, but it doesn't fare any better. Anyone who knows
War's
"Low Rider" will likely flinch at the sight of the track's title; sure enough,
"Low Rider Jeans" adopts some of the words and all of the notes of its chorus: "Low rider jeans hug a little tighter."
~Andy Kellman, All Music Guide
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from Hartford, Ct
A record starving for authenicity
For a daugter of over- protective parents, Brooke Hogan sure doesn't look like the wholesome, all- american girl that she claims. As for the record, it is a overtly pop.The sound all together is unappealing.It is obvious to me that she can sing but the record can simply be looked over,because of the lack of genuinity. For this, the produdcer can be blamed. Brooke's lyrical voice is starving for authenicity and a certain realness.
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